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Tweak says, "Can I have four beers?"

jo is keen on stopping this. (aliasgrace) wrote,
@ 2008-02-23 00:15:00

23 February 1979; 12:59 AM
I'd really like to know where these arses get off with all that they're doing! Green's not their colour, to respond to the v. latest.

... that being your cryptic statement for the week, journal land. Take it for what you will. Aubrey, I know how you'll be taking it. And it's not something I should say in public places.

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	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 06:44 am UTC (link)
	My what? And we needn't fear for my masculinity, of course, because it's quite obvious that on that snowy night in hell that such an abomination of an event takes place, I would most definitely be pitching. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 06:47 am UTC (link)
	Whoa, whoa, you get definitive hypothetical-top privileges? Says who? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 06:49 am UTC (link)
	In what way have you ever been the dominant one in this purely occupational partnership? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 06:51 am UTC (link)
	~~I wear a leather jacket~~ There is so a difference between the office and the bedroom. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 06:53 am UTC (link)
	Not if you don't get caught. Besides which, Aubrey. You just called me a bitch. You are officially a sixteen year old girl. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 07:03 am UTC (link)
	~~A sixteen year old with a strap-on~~ Well, I guess we'll just never know. But I would totally top. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 07:05 am UTC (link)
	You are totally deluded. I have, on occasion, considered buying you a collar and leash. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 07:07 am UTC (link)
	I ~~You~~ ~~That's so ki~~ I am never speaking to you ever again at all. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 07:08 am UTC (link)
	And my work here is done. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 07:10 am UTC (link)
	...wait, have you honestly? Because that is six kinds of ~~kinky~~ terrifying. And cruel. I have a delicate neck. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 07:12 am UTC (link)
	Aubrey, you promised. Not ten seconds ago. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 07:13 am UTC (link)
	~~The longest ten seconds OF MY L~~ But its more fun this way. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 07:14 am UTC (link)
	They sell obedience training collars, you know. They give an electrical shock when the ickle puppy misbehaves. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE inabsentia 2008-02-23 07:15 am UTC (link)
	You are a ~~really kinky, seriously, how did I not know thi~~ ~~sadistic~~ sick man, Octavius Pepper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 07:17 am UTC (link)
	I've cultivated the art over many, many years. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE isentropic 2008-02-23 08:09 am UTC (link)
	~~You're all mad as salt.~~ Are you this friendly with everyone you know? Word is Edgar is a misbehaving fool. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 08:13 am UTC (link)
	I'm forced into close contact with Aubrey several hours a day. He grows on you. Like a fungus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE isentropic 2008-02-23 08:15 am UTC (link)
	Is he fuzzy? Wait, don't answer that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE pickledpepper 2008-02-23 08:17 am UTC (link)
	I am completely unqualified to answer anyway. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE isentropic 2008-02-23 08:21 am UTC (link)
	~~High on my list of not wanting to know~~ What you men do on your own time is your business. ~~Except when it hits the gossip mill.~~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

	DMLE connectedtothe 2008-02-23 07:24 pm UTC (link)
	Rufus Scrimgeour. You will cease this incredibly dangerous path before I decide to do something unpleasant to you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE isentropic 2008-02-23 07:30 pm UTC (link)
	This something unpleasant doesn't involve collars, does it? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE connectedtothe 2008-02-23 07:40 pm UTC (link)
	It will involve a permanent alteration to your vocal range. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	DMLE isentropic 2008-02-23 07:48 pm UTC (link)
	Let's not be hasty (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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	DMLE malapropos 2008-02-23 07:51 pm UTC (link)
	~~I have to agree with Rufus~~ ~~No, not a smart idea.~~ Please don't cause me to lose my job because of a lack of employer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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